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I open a newspaper - Brezhnev. I open radio - Brezhnev. I open TV - Brezhnev. I am afraid to open the toilet.

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Fuck is easy, fuck is funny, many people fuck for money. If you think that fuck is funny, fuck yourself and save your money.
Antiradary, detektory policejních radarů a laserové rušičky - Více zde
Nenechte se již nikdy změřit a ušetřete za pokuty. Nejlepší radarové detektory na motorku i do auta a antilaser systémy.

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Teacher: "What happened to your homework?" Jerry: "I made it into a paper plane, and somebody hijacked it!"

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Teacher: "Can you tell me about the Dead Sea?" Johnny: "I didn`t even know it was ill."

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In the USA, they have: Bill Clinton, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope, Johny Cash. In Slovakia, they have: Vladimir Meciar, no wonder, no hope, no cash.

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A Japanese came to Tatry and speaks with the Baca, about the martialarts. So baca asks: - Show me something, Japanese. OK, there is a swoosh, boom, and Baca falls on the ground. He opens his one eye, and asks: - Co to belo ? - Ka-ra-te. - Show me something else, Japanese. OK, there is a pull, a swoosh, a shout, boom, boom, and Baca lies on the grass. He opens one eye, and asks: - co to belo ? - Ju-ji-tsu. - Japanese - now I will show you something, OK ? OK, there is a swoosh, a thud, boom, the Japanese on the ground, telephone, signal, ambulance, hospital, insurance, second floor. On the next day, the Japanese opens one eye, and asks: - Co to belo? And Baca says: - Se-ke-ra!
Chutné recepty, tipy na cvičení a hubnutí - Více zde
Zdravý dietní jídelníček, recepty Ládi Hrušky, rady pro cvičení doma a v posilovně a tipy na hubnutí.

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"I don`t want you using those bad words any more." "But, Mother, Shakespeare uses them." "Well, don`t play with him again."

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A man was driving his car along the road in the countryside, when suddently a cock ran in fron of his car. Unfortunately he couldn`t stop in time and he ran over the cock. The man stopped his car and walked to the farmhouse nearby. "I`m terribly sorry," said the man. "But I`ve just killed your cock. I realise he must be very important to you so I`d like to replace him." "Thanks for your offer," said the farmer, "but I think I will go and buy another cock."
Levná trička s vlastním originálním potiskem - Více zde
Pánská, dámská a dětská trička s vtipným potiskem a trička s potiskem každého sportu.

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In the Sovetski Svaz two men meet in a prison. One asks: - How many years did they give you? - Five years. - What did you do? - Nothing! - You lying fu*king dog! For nothing, the Soviet Authorities give ten years!

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Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day at 5 am? She wants to make sure that she is the first lady.

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Teacher: "You can`t sleep in class." Girl: "No, but if you didn`t talk so loudly I could."
Superhry online zdarma - Více zde
Nejlepší online hry s registrací zdarma. Chci si zahrát ihned!

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Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place. "It´s just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money."

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Customer: "I´ll have a hamburger, please." Waiter: "With pleasure." Customer: "No, with pickles and onions."

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An Arabian guy at the aeroport: Name? Ahmed al-Rhazib. Sex? Three to five times a week. No, no… I mean male or female? Male, female, sometimes camel. Holy cow! Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. But isn’t that hostile? Horse style, doggy style, any style! Oh dear! No, no! Deer run too fast.